What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
11.06.2025 04:10
No, not a chance
So, the docs changed it to read
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Is Matt Gaetz qualified to be Attorney General of the United States?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What's it like to have an IQ of 140 to 170? Do people notice you're different?
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Unacceptable again!
What is the one thing you don't understand that others do?
Nuts and Butts
Still no good
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Minds and Behinds
Hysterias & Posteriors
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Vanessa Bryant Denies Pregnancy Rumors with Rihanna Meme on Instagram - Bleacher Report
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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share office space ...
Procter & Gamble to cut 7,000 jobs as part of broader restructuring - CNBC
Freaks and Cheeks
Everyone loved it.
So they tried
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Pablo Lopez To Miss Multiple Months With Teres Major Strain - MLB Trade Rumors
Then came..
Analysis & Anal Cysts
They put up a sign reading
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Thumbs down again.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
MIT Breakthrough: Star-Shaped Brain Cells Could Be the Secret Behind Human Memory - SciTechDaily
Next, they tried...
Just Forget it!
Catatonics & High Colonics
Liam Coen: Defensive coaches asking for more of Travis Hunter - NBC Sports
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No go.
No way
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